So, you want to be a Super Graphic Artist? Think you have what it takes? Are you fierce?! Are you sexy?! Are you edgy?! Are you at least 6'2"?!
If you apply to all of the above, then congratulations! But you don't meet the standards of being a graphic artist. Oh no, my deary.
I'm searching across the globe for the top graphic artists in the world! Out of tens of applicants, I've decided to fish around here for any bit of talent. You need to have the skills necessary to survive the harsh world of art! (insert gasp)
If you say "yes" to at least two (preferably all

) of the below, then why not PM me a mini portfolio? Details as to what that entails shall follow...
- Do I have access to a graphics program, such as Adobe Photoshop, and have a thorough knowledge of how to use it?
- Do I have the time to make this commitment of being a graphic artist?
- Do I eat, breathe, and drink my art? If so, seek medical attention. Then PM Kev.
- Do I have skills or experience in any of the following? Digital painting/drawing, graphics making, photo editing
- Do I write in an articulate manner so that any tutorials I create won't have to be rewritten by content staff or, more importantly, Kev? If you knew what articulate meant, you probably would answer "yes".
- Do I find making art fun and exciting? Is it a learning process?
Want to take a chance and see if you got what it takes? I would need a quick, small portfolio of your previous works. Just include in your PM your desire to become a graphic artist at NeoLodge, and
why you want this position.
Title your PM "GA Application Portfolio". Here's what I want in your PM:
- 5-6 works that you think are diverse enough to express your art style.
- 3-4 works that you are most proud of. They may be a repeat of the other 5, but remember, the more works you send, the better I can judge you as a potential graphic artist!
These works should preferably be of
digital media (created by digital imaging software such as Photoshop, Corel Painter, Illustrator, Gimp, etc.
MS Paint works will not be accepted at this time, sorry).
Please provide URL links to the works in your PM. How? Upload your works to your computer and go to an image hosting site, such as photobucket.com or imageshack.us.
If you can find the grammar error I made in this topic, you'll be given extra weight in your application. Well not really, but it'd give you something to do I guess.